Eagle-eye reporting!

This is the kind of journalism that would make Robert McChesney proud...

"Chasing Chauncey: Hunting The True All-American Dork"

Next in my series--we meet the good people at NJGuido.com. Keep on eye on these movers and shakers...because like a hot night at Temptations on the Jersey Shore, they won't be here forever! Here's a little taste, before you graduate to Guido University. (Some of the journal entries will blow your mind!)

This is how we party in the U.S.

I'm always on the lookout for little Napoleons. I say it's about time the whole world appreciated Americans' dormant übercoolness. Make sure to check out the rest of the site, but only on an empty stomach...

You guys ever watch FOX News?

Me neither. Those people scare me...when they're not making me laugh.

Scouting new talent

One of my guilty pleasures is to attend high school basketball games in the suburban Boston area, and keep an eye on the emerging talent. Yes, the state has turned out some good point guards of recent memory, but the real gems are in the six-to-ten year old set.

Unacceptable.

How excited was Dick Cheney about winning Ohio? Upon hearing the news, he walked into the next room and clotheslined an intern. Nice work, America. (Courtesy of The Onion.)

Hunted down like a grey tabby.

Remember those annoying calendars with twelve months full of little kittens wearing sunglasses? In a special twist of Where Are They Now?, it appears we've tracked down one of the cats.

How often do we stop and congratulate

...our family doctor? To all the Julius Hibberts out there whose overbelt repertoire was ahead of its time, I'd like to say thanks, on behalf of Kevbo the web genius.

A new foursome--

Hey, I know who should form the new quartet as the USA's President, Vice President, Sec. State and Sec. Defense. Or better yet, who should be considered the 21st century's answer to John, Paul, George and Ringo. Ah, better still, a modern day Larry-Moe-Curly-Jermaine.

And to try to rectify the situation...

I offer humor.

This is likely to be one of the funniest things you'll ever lay eyes on.

My sincere apologies

Friends and family, you know I love you whatever your views. To all, I issue a heartfelt "sorry everybody."