Not-so-Stealth Ballmer

You know those guys at NBA basketball games, who strut around during timeouts and shoot t-shirts out of cannons to crazed fans? What you don't know is that they all go through a grueling eighteen-week crash course before ever stepping out onto the floor...a training regimen which includes conditioning programs, goatee-growing workshops, and a motivational speech by ex-T-shirt Cannon Man (and current Microsoft CEO) Steve Ballmer.

The Heavier Side Of The Bush Administration #002

Why not up the ante with a nice garden variety of Rich Cheney. It's really only funny because of the title. Sorry, not much of a contribution...I had an itchy posting finger.

The Heavier Side Of The Bush Administration #001

Editing pictures of Bush administration officials is all well and good (C-Spantastic has done some good work!) but it's time someone collected serious pictures too. These come straight from the web, so we know they haven't been tampered with. Tonight's installment: Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton.

Comp and Zircon Pants

OK, so all my avid ChickenCoop fans missed out on some e-lovin this past Tuesday, but, what the shoot, better late than never. Check out this true story from fellow blog-roller Dan Bana, entitled Valentine's Day Troubleshooting at CompUSA.

It will warm your heart as if you just gave your teenage guido son Anthony his first short-shifter.

(I know, clearly a reach on the title of this post; you can't win them all.)

Chubby Jedi Master on X

This young man sort of reminds me of the Star Wars Kid caught on tape making sweet love to a broom handle...but now he's all clubbed out and showing his palms to the world:

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/lyle_24/myhero.swf