Eagle-eye reporting!

This is the kind of journalism that would make Robert McChesney proud...

"Chasing Chauncey: Hunting The True All-American Dork"

Next in my series--we meet the good people at NJGuido.com. Keep on eye on these movers and shakers...because like a hot night at Temptations on the Jersey Shore, they won't be here forever! Here's a little taste, before you graduate to Guido University. (Some of the journal entries will blow your mind!)

This is how we party in the U.S.

I'm always on the lookout for little Napoleons. I say it's about time the whole world appreciated Americans' dormant übercoolness. Make sure to check out the rest of the site, but only on an empty stomach...

You guys ever watch FOX News?

Me neither. Those people scare me...when they're not making me laugh.

Scouting new talent

One of my guilty pleasures is to attend high school basketball games in the suburban Boston area, and keep an eye on the emerging talent. Yes, the state has turned out some good point guards of recent memory, but the real gems are in the six-to-ten year old set.

Unacceptable.

How excited was Dick Cheney about winning Ohio? Upon hearing the news, he walked into the next room and clotheslined an intern. Nice work, America. (Courtesy of The Onion.)

Hunted down like a grey tabby.

Remember those annoying calendars with twelve months full of little kittens wearing sunglasses? In a special twist of Where Are They Now?, it appears we've tracked down one of the cats.