NBA All-Ugly team

Come on, ever since Scottie Pippen was scorching our corneas during the Bulls' magical dynasty years, you've begged for someone to make a comprehensive list of all the ugliest ballers in the NBA. Search no more--here's a little something to prime you:

Maybe if he spent more time watching the game...

...he'd be the star quarterback, instead of just another random dude on the sidelines.

Pinkey The Yayed-Up Feline

It's a fair question...what is this fascination with cat humor? This time it's not the cat getting injured...it's me and you, our sides splitting from laughter.

The crowd chants: "Offense!"

You know all those bands that suck on purpose, and are proud of it? It's because society learned to laugh at them...thanks to Stache Edwards and the Groovin' A-Cups!

The Great Information Society

It appears the ACLU has hired some top-flite comedic talent with strong heckling credentials. Down with homework!

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http://www.aclu.org/pizza/