The clock strikes midnight--and Cinderella fires up a blunt

Have a look at this bubbling spring of juicy prom photos!

I think my favorite would have to be the Pacers shot (also below), where the girl has a belly button slit obviously sewn by a tailor with a skill level of Doughboy or lower, perhaps purposely carved wide to allow for an emergency ce-section. AND there's a white dude in the shot...is his failure to wear an NBA suit a direct expression of non-partisanship in an effort to remain alive past midnight?

If you want to get technical, you can also laugh at the fact that they clearly missed out on Reggie Miller and Jermaine O'Neal--the last guy to wear #30 on the Pacers was probably Ty Cobb's grandmother...

Caution - flammable

Aptly titled "Proof That God Exists." You've got to wonder how much the pushbroom invades on the angle of the spray. Regardless, That Guy 72, Bears 3.

(Courtesy of our friends at C-Spantastic.)

Say it with me: "Aw."

It appears Zeus "Tiny" Lister is playing pro basketball these days, and wearing his emotions on his sleeveless Uruguayan basketball jersey. Beware--this is raw.

The one question that remains...at the very end, is that anchorman on the right hiding a smile?

And the satchel says "Thud."

And as long as I'm peddling unfunny material, here's why there's never a good reason not to wear a cup.