Trying to beat the winter cold? Wear some road kill.

Word in the base lodge is, this hat is the Tickle Me Elmo of the 2006 holiday season. Reserve yours today!

A prickly world view from feline leadership

Superfans Take Manhattan.

These magicians are up to their old tricks, with their best installment yet.

Rummy has a lighter side?

Here are some Rumsfeld press conferences you probably never saw:

More faces

handsome David Cross




terrorist Roy Munson




Grubby Lopez




Amish peadophile

Star Trek Cribs - The Director's Cut

This is a spectacular spoof. How they got the world's finest actor to do the voiceover is beyond me.

50 Forint - the hottest rap star east of the Danube

I'm going to let this clip speak for itself (with just a small intro by E-man):

"This video came to my attention earlier tonight, courtesy of my hungarian neighbors who wanted to show me "far more than just funny." May I present to you Speak Kecz, an aspiring hungarian rapper, who-totally true-sunk the bulk of the money he made in business and in his days traveling the world on cruise ships, on this music video he thought would launch his rap career by capturing the "anti-war" vibe at the right time. Bear in mind that this is not a joke and he has hired,out of his own pocket I am told, some of actually known hungarian singers to back him, as well as a rented a porsche and a full video film crew to shoot the video in a prominent military cemetery."

(And here at the Chicken Coop, we support all shout outs to Tupac from retired bond traders.)

Presenting Emmanuel Lewistan

The one thing that I can't figure is, if this arranged marriage was intended to produce the hottest 80s dance moves this side of 1995...why in god's name did they engineer their kid to look like a mini James Brown?

Kudos to E-man for unearthing this precious metal:

And now there's a part two.

Fun with a police artist sketchbook

Here's my barbershop quartet for the night. That little bugger in the #4 slot, I like to think of him as an amish Sam Cassell. I invite you to submit your own.

Myron Lickspittle


Roving eyebrow Dwayne Wayne


Handsome midget


Amish Sam Cassell

Peter Piper on the Pacific Rim

This is your typical meat-and-potatoes Japanese game show, reflecting new legislation that has done away with the hooking up of electrodes to one's nuts. The name of the game: high stakes tongue twisters!

More from The Onion Weekender

Flash the pink card!

Make no mistake--the Chicken Coop is friendly to all lifestyles, inclusive of all homosexuals and extending far beyond. But this video of the gay soccer referee is one of the most enlightening clips in recent memory.

Many thanks to Alex Reinlieb for this one:

Jam out at your own risk

This jolly little hipster-in-training has taught us all a valuable lesson: in the information age, DON'T DO ANYTHING, because someone is probably filming a video of you to put online. Wake up, stretch, and go back to bed, and you have nothing to worry about.



When he turns up the heat during the third verse, be prepared to wet yourself.

By the way, Star Wars Kid can finally breathe a sigh of relief. In other news, if I were Gnarls Barkley I would put my name on this and splash it on MTV right away.

And without further ado: "Kid caught singing."

The lighter side of soccer humor

It's world cup time. Chew on these:

Funny injury just got funnier.

Mississippi Mudd.

Jackhammers may cause birth defects!

I've said it before and I'll say it again...our nation is only as intelligent as its expectant mothers from Roanoke:

Here's why you wait 30 minutes after eating

Kinder Jackass

Does Johnny Knoxville have a German toddler son?

Does Kia make copiers now too?

Here's an instructional video for all office admins.



Many thanks to Alex Reinlieb for this one:

No need to wear a helmet

The spirit of Christmas

This just warms my heart. Tops is the part where he's pawing at the Nintendo box like a declawed kitten.

It's an important day in Italian politics...

They say that the camera-friendly guy is the one who usually wins. Take a look, and you be the judge.

Books: What's All The Buzz About?

Camels are terrific!

Many thanks to Sergio Burani for seeing beauty in nasal chaos.

Most patient guy in the world

	"This little German kid is nuts, he gets so pissed off waiting for a video game to load." Watch video
	"Pay special attention to the part where he accidentally bashes the Help key. "Hilfe?!?!" Ich brauche keine Hilfe!"
	"For such a slow computer, this krauts got one hell of a webcam...he should really get that fixed, before he puts his head through the monitor...or get some rec-specs."

(Broke)Back To The Future

Here's what happens when you turn the love meter up to 1.21 jigowatts!

Wonder Dog

You know those plastic cones that dogs get when the vet wants to keep them from feasting on their sores?



What happens when he isn't packing plastic? The answer - he gnaws his arms off.

Greg Louganis Jr.

There's something so elegant about the way this young diving prodigy flips...before leaving the diving board...

Onion Weekender

These are really underrated