Most patient guy in the world

	"This little German kid is nuts, he gets so pissed off waiting for a video game to load." Watch video
	"Pay special attention to the part where he accidentally bashes the Help key. "Hilfe?!?!" Ich brauche keine Hilfe!"
	"For such a slow computer, this krauts got one hell of a webcam...he should really get that fixed, before he puts his head through the monitor...or get some rec-specs."

(Broke)Back To The Future

Here's what happens when you turn the love meter up to 1.21 jigowatts!

Wonder Dog

You know those plastic cones that dogs get when the vet wants to keep them from feasting on their sores?



What happens when he isn't packing plastic? The answer - he gnaws his arms off.