Wonder Dog

You know those plastic cones that dogs get when the vet wants to keep them from feasting on their sores?



What happens when he isn't packing plastic? The answer - he gnaws his arms off.

Greg Louganis Jr.

There's something so elegant about the way this young diving prodigy flips...before leaving the diving board...

Onion Weekender

These are really underrated

Dangerous on the dance floor!

Just in time for your New Year's Eve rave--some hot moves for the parquet! The only thing funnier would be if the video were actually of these three little bundles of humanity:




Happy New Year from NJguido.com!

Boom goes the dynamite!

You've probably seen this low-rent college sportscast by now...it took the world by storm over a month ago.

To anyone unfamiliar with the New Jersey stereotype...

A simple cab ribe through Hoboken turns into something much more--reverse taxicab confessions. Note the quality of this man's upbringing.

NCAA Football meets The Simpsons

Yes! We got Kent Brockman. Thus only minimal damage sustained compared to other Big Ten teams, such as Illinois who nailed the pick of the litter--Milhouse.

Enjoy folks...this is really impressive.

The day the rippin' B-chord died...

Yes! This just goes to show that 1990's Saturday Night Live fodder is still the gift that keeps on giving...

Shame on the entire journalistic profession...

...for condoning the blatant ridicule of a clear case of Muppet-Babies-Larynx...

2005 - Superfans In Chicago

This ought to speak for itself:




http://www.loqandkey.com/superfans2005/bears.html

Why Kiwis are cool, even cops

Did he learn those moves from Mike Ditka?

Slow stretch right now...this crotch shot will have to tide us over for a bit.

Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner--who would you rather nail?

Off with the gloves! If only these young whippersnappers stopped to think for one second, they'd have realized they could each have had an Olsen twin to themselves...

Beware the little bell in the bushes!

It's August, a new month. Kids are wrapping up at summer camp. Stores are hanging up signs for Back to School sales. The pennant races are heating up. And yes, I've got another hilarious cat clip for you.

Use your imagination

Actually, thanks to these clever marketing folks, you won't need to.

A sweet embrace...

Everybody hug the pommel horse!

If they had ESPYs for retailers...

This is my friend Phil.



Phil's favorite thing is to laugh at other people's pain. Hence it was with great joy that he sent me this video clip. Note the slick editing job by QVC.

Now might also be a good time to revisit the legendary I Love Lucy outtake posted back in November.

If we left the Italians in charge...

Laughed off the stage 2.0

Ruminating about my most recent post, I kept coming back to the hilarious image of ex-Press Secretary Ari Fleischer sheepishly running off stage, after telling the world the official White House point of view that nations cannot be bought for the purposes of advancing a wartime agenda! I guess the press didn't believe it either; here's the video (you'll need Real Player). I doubt any Turks would find it funny, though.

Condi "Glen" Rice gets laughed off the stage

Do you ever wake up in the morning and read the headlines, only to wonder aloud if the world news is actually trying to sound like The Onion? I'm not one to yell at inanimate objects, but I certainly spewed a lot of pound signs and percent symbols at my monitor upon seeing this:

Latin Nations Resist Plan for Monitor of Democracy