Jam out at your own risk

This jolly little hipster-in-training has taught us all a valuable lesson: in the information age, DON'T DO ANYTHING, because someone is probably filming a video of you to put online. Wake up, stretch, and go back to bed, and you have nothing to worry about.



When he turns up the heat during the third verse, be prepared to wet yourself.

By the way, Star Wars Kid can finally breathe a sigh of relief. In other news, if I were Gnarls Barkley I would put my name on this and splash it on MTV right away.

And without further ado: "Kid caught singing."

The lighter side of soccer humor

It's world cup time. Chew on these:

Funny injury just got funnier.

Mississippi Mudd.

Jackhammers may cause birth defects!

I've said it before and I'll say it again...our nation is only as intelligent as its expectant mothers from Roanoke:

Here's why you wait 30 minutes after eating

Kinder Jackass

Does Johnny Knoxville have a German toddler son?

Does Kia make copiers now too?

Here's an instructional video for all office admins.



Many thanks to Alex Reinlieb for this one:

No need to wear a helmet

The spirit of Christmas

This just warms my heart. Tops is the part where he's pawing at the Nintendo box like a declawed kitten.

It's an important day in Italian politics...

They say that the camera-friendly guy is the one who usually wins. Take a look, and you be the judge.

Books: What's All The Buzz About?

Camels are terrific!

Many thanks to Sergio Burani for seeing beauty in nasal chaos.

Most patient guy in the world

	"This little German kid is nuts, he gets so pissed off waiting for a video game to load." Watch video
	"Pay special attention to the part where he accidentally bashes the Help key. "Hilfe?!?!" Ich brauche keine Hilfe!"
	"For such a slow computer, this krauts got one hell of a webcam...he should really get that fixed, before he puts his head through the monitor...or get some rec-specs."

(Broke)Back To The Future

Here's what happens when you turn the love meter up to 1.21 jigowatts!

Wonder Dog

You know those plastic cones that dogs get when the vet wants to keep them from feasting on their sores?



What happens when he isn't packing plastic? The answer - he gnaws his arms off.

Greg Louganis Jr.

There's something so elegant about the way this young diving prodigy flips...before leaving the diving board...

Onion Weekender

These are really underrated

Dangerous on the dance floor!

Just in time for your New Year's Eve rave--some hot moves for the parquet! The only thing funnier would be if the video were actually of these three little bundles of humanity:




Happy New Year from NJguido.com!

Boom goes the dynamite!

You've probably seen this low-rent college sportscast by now...it took the world by storm over a month ago.

To anyone unfamiliar with the New Jersey stereotype...

A simple cab ribe through Hoboken turns into something much more--reverse taxicab confessions. Note the quality of this man's upbringing.

NCAA Football meets The Simpsons

Yes! We got Kent Brockman. Thus only minimal damage sustained compared to other Big Ten teams, such as Illinois who nailed the pick of the litter--Milhouse.

Enjoy folks...this is really impressive.