Friday, February 25, 2005

Not-so-Stealth Ballmer

You know those guys at NBA basketball games, who strut around during timeouts and shoot t-shirts out of cannons to crazed fans? What you don't know is that they all go through a grueling eighteen-week crash course before ever stepping out onto the floor...a training regimen which includes conditioning programs, goatee-growing workshops, and a motivational speech by ex-T-shirt Cannon Man (and current Microsoft CEO) Steve Ballmer.

2 comments:

bens said...

Hahahahha, ahhaha, priceless. It scares me to think of all the Internet gems that would have slipped by my radar without the help of your watchful eye. Hahahha, I can't stop laughing...

Lou Mangione said...

I didn't notice this until going back for residual giggles...but Ballmer's got some pretty mean pit stains on him too! Evacuate the mold colony!